Travis and James' Dictionary of Imaginary Words

The following was a collaborative effort between James Collector and myself. We wrote this 2 odd years ago by each making up one word simultaneously, then coming up with the definition of the other person's word. I just found it on my computer. I love it dearly:


Gorfle: adj. - describing anything full of viscera, including heroes. Also: an oblong ball used in a nonexistent game

Unaugurate – adj. - not yet existing, not yet…

Voimen – n. - The viscous ‘ice’ that need be broken between two approaching strangers

Fimpish – adj. - tending to present a straight expression until in private or out of sight, at which point allowing one’s self to smirk or snicker with emphasis on sound produced by the lips

Coobant – adj. – finding preference with reclusive, squishy locales; n. – a person who finds himself most comfortable in reclusive, squishy locales.

Slacrid – adj. - having the texture and odor of currently dry, but recently sweat-saturated clothes

Quorbicent –adj. - loyal to a distinct, narrow-minded approach to such a degree that said approach produces original results, ideas, or behavior

Tunk – n. - Showy, yet worthless objects given as insincere symbols of affection

Groofion – n. – one who, in the process of greatly enjoying something, presents a gloomy countenance

Conspavious – adj. – having the quality of a propensity for investigating far too deeply into another’s business with the result being invariably erroneous conclusions

Xamplicate – v. - to befuddle by addressing from two or more directions simultaneously

Whissillillia – n. – In botany, pertaining to a family of hyper-soft wheat-like stalks that when touched leave an invisible residue like the spines of a cactus that can neither be removed nor confirmed of existing